Things to know about me....

Age: 36.1

Sexual Orientation (gotta ask, nowadays): Straight....not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ethnicity (or ethnitown): Whitey, cracker, the man, definitely the woman.

Occupation: Hot Dog on a Stick Cheese Melting Operations Manager and Logistics Coordinator.

Preoccupation: Lying about my job, my life, my sex life, and my hat size.

Do you own a pet? She lives here...ownership is questionable.

Does, as in my case, your pet own you? I work to keep her happy apparently, shes so nice to allow me a corner of her house to live in.

Do you smoke/how often? Nope

Do you drink/how often? Not much these days...

Do you fart/how often? Whenever I can, though not in public. Wait, I mean ONLY in public. Wait...

Any drugs? Nothing that keeps me drugged up enough to stop doing these.

RELATIONSHIPAL:

How long has it been since your last relationship? I feel a burning sensation when I attempt to answer this. ;) I'm in one....or it's in me...hold on this is a family forum.

What type of relationship/how long? (long-term, casual dating, friends with benefits, et. al.) There are TYPES now??? Crap I really need the acronym handbook....I'm terribly un-hip.

What are three physical qualities you look for in a man? 1. Nice hands 2. Both eyes 3. Nice teeth

Now three mental/emotional qualities: 1. Intelligence 2. Humor 3. Passion

If you are looking for a long-term relationship, why? I use to claim temporary insanity or I'm having trouble making bail. Now I think it's just easy... so I enjoy it.

What would be your idea of a perfect first date?Something that didn't end up in a clinic. (ha)

What would be your idea of a not-so-perfect first date? Something that ended up in a clinic.

How far have you gone on a first date (and I don't mean, like "San Luis Obispo")? San Diego is further

PERSONAL:

What's your favorite type of food? Cali Cuisine and French

Favorite animal? My cat and horses :)

Favorite drink? Whiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Favorite restaurant? Upscale: Maestros Downscale: Citrus City

Favorite author? Lately its been Koontz...just for entertainment factor. Besides I don't think they are still putting out Garfield books...so I'm screwed there.

PROUSTIAL:

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? PMS on a full moon and no chocolate in the house. That or anything I have to push my bike UP. I looooooaaaaaaaaaathe HAB.

If you could live anywhere, where (and how) would you like to live? Pilots lis and a water plane. (unlimited cash too pls)

Who are amongst your favorite characters in history? Mostly scientists or great composers. However...just because you ARE a character...does not mean you HAVE character. Never forget that.

Who is your favorite painter? Picasso.

Who is your favorite musician? Dave Matthews

What would be your favorite occupation? Horse breeder/trainer

And, finally, and perhaps most importantly so REALLY think about this one... I mean REALLY... Ready? You sure? This is a BIGGIE! Could be a deal breaker... Okay... You asked for it... Here goes... What's your favorite freeway? The 73.